Che (Nonsensical) Jay Chou

CHE (NONSENSICAL) ( Letra )

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ju pao: ai you! xiao peng you... ni zhe shi.. ni zhe shi wan zhe shen me dong xi a?
Ju Pao: Aiyo! Little kid.. What... What is this you are playing?

jay:???...
Jay: che ling ya...
Jay: Diabolos

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ju pao: che ling?
Ju Pao: Diabolos?

jay:?...
Jay: en...
Jay: Umm...

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ju pao: zen me sheng yin hao xiang bu da dui ya
Ju Pao: Why is the sound different?

jay:?????
jay: shen me sheng yin?
Jay: What sound?

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ju pao: wo shuo ni jiang hua de sheng yin a...
Ju Pao: I mean your speaking voice...

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liang re: he he he
Both: Hur hur hur



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tian qi / leng de rang ren sheng men qi
Weather, so cold it makes people get mad

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huo qi / wo ju sang de hen sheng qi
Anger, I'm pissed at myself for being depressed

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kong qi / tao zao xu yao you yang qi
Air, so terrible that I really need some oxygen

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tai duo jia yi qi yi xiang jiu qi
Too much of this false brotherhood makes me furious whenever I think of it


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qiao men qiao qiao men
Knock, knock, knocking on the door

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ji ben li mao kou yao xian wen
It's basic courtesy to knock and ask if you can enter

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li kai ye bu sui shou guan deng
Didn't even bother to switch the lights off when you leave

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sheng huo xi guan zhen you gou hun
Such horrible living habits

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qiao men qiao qiao men
Knock, knock, knocking on the door

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jian dan dong zuo kou ye bu deng
It's a simple act, yet you can't even wait for me to allow you to enter the room

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ni kan lai sui bu xiang huai dan
Though you don't look like a baddie

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dan zuo shi zuo ren que hen chun
Yet the way you handle people and things is just like an idiot

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ni xiang yi tuan zhao qi
You're just like biogas

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ying xiang wo de shi qi / sun wo de ying qi
affecting my morale, damaging my heroic spirit

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you na me shen qi
Yet you are so cocky

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shuo hua de yu qi / bai huai le feng qi
The tone of voice you use, fouls up the society's values

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wo bu xiang wei ni wei ni bai hua le li qi
I don't want to waste my breath on you


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na me hui che qu che ling
Since you're awesome at sprouting nonsense, you should start playing diabolos

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che duo ni jiu hui shang yin
Do it a few more times, and you'll be hooked

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che ni zui shan bian de biao qing
Your hypocritical face is annoying

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wo de jie shi qing ni wu bi yao ting
You've got to listen to my explanation

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na me hui che qu che ling
Since you're awesome at sprouting nonsense, you should start playing diabolos

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que che bu chu ge ming yun
But you can't bullshit your way in fate

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che ni zui shan bian de biao qing
Your hypocritical face is annoying

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hei / ni zhe yang shuo wo you yi dian shang xin
Hey, I'm a little hurt by your words

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bu ting fan cuo / bu ting tui tuo
Mistakes after mistakes, excuses after excuses

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yang le yi dui jie kou / deng ta cheng shou
Building on a bunch of excuses, waiting for it to come into use

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qian yi miao shuo shi peng you / hou yi miao wu lai wo
One second we're buddies, the next second you are maligning me

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bie zai gen wo ha la / wo bu shi ge sha gua
Stop humouring me, I'm no idiot

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shuo huang jiu yao fu chu dai jia
You have to pay for your lies

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shi ying you de cheng fa
It's justifiable punishment

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bie zai gen wo ha la / ni bei dang cheng xiao hua
Stop humouring me, you're nothing but a joke

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zi ji zao cheng de na gan ga / wo ye mei you ban fa
You placed yourself in this awkward situation, nothing I can do about it now


ENDING OS:
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ju pao: he... xia che.. zhe ge..
Ju Pao: Hoho.. This really is nonsensical..